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The world is in serious danger of being deprived of the political comedy of Vaughn Meader!

How could anyone tell?

Big ups for gettin it on with Billie Whitelaw in the 50s. Seriously jealous about that.

His step-dad totally forgot to pick him up from band practice.

I think he should send Cate Blanchett in her I'm Not There costume to pick it up.

Good ol' Jake Hole.

I think he looks more like a slimmer Kim Jong Un.

Hey, it's a pope! Are you the same as that new HBO pope? Sex-Pope, I think he's called?

It's a goddamned crime that this is the only place to stream Newsradio.

Seriously people. Go to the doctor if you're sick. Even if you're Jim Henson, your work is NOT more important than your health. Nobody needs to die of pneumonia in this day and age.

What in the name of THE OZONE LAYER'S!!! BUTTHOLE!!!! is this all about?!?

Call me when the "inventor" (aka: FlavorCreator 2000Pro, v.2.11a) of the Hot & Spicy McChicken dies.

In some West Hollywood back alley right now, Tom Waits is fending off The Grim Reaper with a broken guitar neck and a trashcan lid.

Yeah, they dialed in the twist so loudly. It was a real disappointment. I caught it pretty early, and I'm a total dope. I never catch the twist early!

I was mildly disappointed overall. Nothing glaringly bad about it (except Forrest Whitaker's accent, yikes!) but it never fully engaged me. Never really got the tension that Villanueve ratcheted up so well in Sicario. Adams was good, as per usual. Ol' Chad Hawkeye was about as boring as I usually find him.

They're his parents. Pretty weird, huh?

Short-fingered vulgarian is nice, too. It's got a more literary sound to it. Trump also hates literacy.

I thought H&L was a bit hit-or-miss. Liked it, but didn't love it.

Any theories as to why I can't log in with my AVClub credentials? (I can log in to Disqus.) Have I been banned or something?