Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

All About That Bass

for gold fish

God help us all.

Joey Fat One is what I’ve always called him, so this feels right.

It’s opening up next to Wahlburgers, isn’t it?

The LAPD’s claim that McSwiggan was seen injuring himself after taking his booking photo probably explains why the booking photo looks like this.

50 LGBT people were massacred less than a month ago and this motherfucker decides to stage a hate crime for internet fame? I’m just appalled.

Which one’s the pizza?

I’m wondering how long until Russell’s new divorce.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

Notably, those first two items are things that A. are often REQUIRED by municipalities as part of development agreements in order to build on properties and/or B. often result in significant tax abatement for land that could never have been built on, usually for environmental reasons. Also, you know all that land was…

Trump misconstruing a lawsuit he lost over stiffing a guy on an agreed upon prize as willingly making a charitable donation is just so Trump.

Yeah, those bullshit rounds of golf and room stays are known in the hospitality industry as “soft costs” — easy freebies to give out because they’re not a hit against your bottom line the same way an actual check would be. And yeah, you’re exactly right, with the profit margin on food and beverage and other amenities…

I’m voting for cheap SOB who certainly can afford to donate more than he does but probably not as much as he says he’s donating.

And I’m sure when someone receives a free stay at one of his hotels or a free round of golf they end up spending money on things there like food and drinks—so he stills comes out ahead.

That's less than me, non-billionaire. Not that I'm trying to brag about my contributions or anything, but it's just disturbing. I guess that's one way to get rich - Scrooge-style.

Hey! Those piles of sand can save lives!