I had an old friend that used to copy the things I said. So another buddy and I made up some fake slang words to see if he'd copy those too. For weeks I had this kid saying stuff like, "Yo that shit is wazz man."

@mricyfire: Variety is the spice of life.

@Bs Baldwin: lol, ok. So file this under shit MOST people don't need to know.

File this under "Shit people really don't need to know"

@SolCross: Win. I think.

Let's say that at some point I have a testicle removed, either by my own volition or against my will, the only thing that would be a suitable replacement would be this 3d printed titanium ball.

@Интернет космонавт:Fail

@BraappBraapp: I'm just pointing out the fact that you wouldn't say stupid shit like this in person. If you made comments like this to people in real life you might end up missing a few teeth.

@BraappBraapp: I picture you as the guy that runs his mouth at the bar and gets knocked out. Hell, if you ran your mouth like that to me in person, I would probably knock you out.

@BraappBraapp: You're a douche.

I can take your computer apart down to the nuts and bolts, but I'll be damned if I can replace my windshield wipers in under twenty minutes. Everyone has their talents. It's gotta be frustrating for my mechanic buddy to watch me work on my car.

@c00lpixfan: Learn you some keyboard shortcuts, you will love it. Like here's a really useful one for starters... ctrl+L while in any web browser will highlight the URL address and allow you to type in a new web page. Allowing you to not have to click and highlight the URL which can be a chore.

@gobildegook: Sorry, would you prefer I say "pirated"?

@corsair130: Edit, as far as I can tell, no multiple monitors. Can I put two of these bitches in SLI? Or have to wireless adapters? If we're going for something this ridiculous, lets go all the way. I wanna power five monitors with this sumbitch.

Really? You don't see the awesomeness of this?

@Capall: Somethin on your mind?

If you listen, you can hear the stampede off in the distance.

What's special about this? A block away from me there's a ten story old folks home. A half a mile away is a mall. EVERY SINGLE GODDAM DAY these old folks ride down the road on their scooters. Not even on side streets, on main roads like in the video. Maybe I'm just desensitized to it but I see that crap every day.

@38thsignal: If someone has your data because it has been "skimmed" like this, it doesn't matter what kind of crap is on your card. It doesn't matter that your card has a chip and a picture on it. It's their card now. They'll use that data on whatever card they want to. Maybe a card with no picture or chip. So you…

@38thsignal: Why would they have to use YOUR card with YOUR picture on it? The chip means nothing as well.