@qwertyhunk69: You can lead a horse to water bro, but you can't legislate moral decisions. It just doesn't work. Telling someone that you know what's better for them than they do is obnoxious legislation. I would prefer it if my politicians respected my intelligence, instead of acting like I'm a drooling from the…

This is a law where a law doesn't need to exist.

@Bluecold: I don't mean to bash the system that much, because I do like it. However, I work in the computer service industry and deal mainly with older business owners that call me to turn their computers on for them. Expecting anyone without a tech kind of mind to understand this system is expecting alot.

@mavalos881: I'm sorry dude, but if you spend a thousand dollars on any kind of PC it will blow this little 11 inch mac out of the water. You can only argue that the operating system would be better at this point, cause specs wise you can buy a gaming laptop for this much.

Many years ago I was dumped by a girl right before spring break. Makes sense. I got back at her by nailing several of her friends though.

What in the holy fuck is that? Rotary for a touch screen? Does it make the clicking noise too? No one over 40 will ever be able to use that. Could you imagine handing a phone with that system on it to someone who has never seen it?

A thousand dollars for a small laptop? I cringe every time I read the price for any apple product. Apple needs a budget line. If they did they would get far more switches from PC and could really take some chunks of the market.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Oh Jebus! When I saw the pictures the first thing I thought about was a goatse pumpkin. Apparently someone has beaten me to the punch.

@Tuowtraws: I always wonder if tools are self aware.

@Tuowtraws: No, I'm saying that you're an idiot.

@mwswartwout: I would bet my left ball that it's more dangerous to walk down stairs than it is to stuff marshmallows in your mouth. Should they not show people walking down stairs in advertisements either?

I've gotten so used to 7 that I cringe when I have to work on XP.

@Dalton63841: That makes perfect sense. I've never heard of a port multiplier. But then again I've never run out of ports on my board. I've got 4 terrabyte drives and a dvd drive and a few empty slots.

@mwswartwout: I bet you believe everything you see on the nightly news too.

Can someone tell me how these are all plugged into a motherboard? I have 8 sata connections on my board, and obviously he's not doing something that simple. How are these plugged into the board?

It seems like I've seen this article 5 or 6 times now.

I don't understand this much. I have a three year old. He doesn't TOUCH my phone.

@dtptampa: #1 capacity football stadium in the world. Like american football. #3 overall.

I heard they were ipod touches with an emulator and dig dug pre-loaded on them.

@kasrhp: Do you think the pope has much knowledge of the subject matter? I mean seriously, the vatican has got to be the most clueless organization in the world as it pertains to technology. There are churches, and online pastors in second life. You can seek all kinds of spiritual help on the internet. You can learn…