Pope urges believers to stay in stone age.

So let me get this straight? Apple wants to use musicians the way it sees fit without allowing the artists to do any self promotion? So how exactly does the artist benefit from this?

Did no one else think of THIS right away?

Awesome, I now have an excuse for my desk to be so messy. If Einstein can have a messy desk then so can I. I don't care what my girlfriend says.

Good thing I drive a piece of shit car that's up on jackstands at least once a week. I will notice any goddamn thing on the underside of my car. GPS sensors don't tend to be rust colored.

How much will this thing cost? A meelion dollars?

@BeefSupreme: What a wonderfully relevant video. +1000 for using Kenny Fucking Powers in anything.

@JstSqzd: Thought the same thing. And my first thought was that I wouldn't step on my 4 year old's toys in the middle of the night.

@Celtic1888: Here here. Let's do it. Cut the defense budget in half. Bring all troops home. Protect the borders. Invest in space technology.

@thinkthis: The boyscouts of america's biggest funder is the mormon church in utah. They try to use it to lure children into their cult.

@socaladmin: Think developing countries where there might only be one licensed dentist in a hundred mile radius.

1. Water purifying bottle

Sounds like it would be sweet. If it had some buttons maybe.

@Longrod VonHugenDong: lol. But a punch in the mouth from a Canadian. I'm not worried bout all that now.

This is wonderful news. This means that I'll be able to torrent these movies months in advance.

@tetzel1517: No. There isn't. There is NO privacy anymore. Not after the patriot act was enacted. Don't you remember the "warrantless wiretapping" ordeal with bush?

@Captain Fish, PhD (c): Watch the frontline documentary "Spying on the homefront". That will give you a start. You can watch it for free on freedocumentaries.org it's in the big list on the bottom of the page. If that doesn't make your butthole pucker up, I can post some more.

Does it matter if the FBI gains access to all these types of communication when our government already data mines basically everything?

Wonderful idea, only it leaves the fellas hanging. It needs to detach into TWO gas masks so that she can give one to her husband. OR better yet, make a gas mask jock strap for the guys.

@Lord_Data ∞: Obviously that burger wasn't around any flies or organisms the first few weeks.