That’s my real problem with cops - their inappropriate use of pronouns.

Yes, technically incorrect usage of “who”. No, not “gibberish”. And perhaps this is not the best moment to be a dickbag grammar nazi.

Roseanne did it better

Thanks, Captain Pedant!

Well Jesus was a Jew.

The weather started getting rough

Gay gay gay closet case gayface. Is why.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

Sod off.

“You mean tonight Heru? Club wise?"

It’s generally considered sound business practice to get your test flights out of the way before loading the $100M payload onto the booster.

“I don’t talk about it very much because I don’t feel I need to.”

I’m sure this evil gay cabal will begin the Christian persecutions any second.

LGBT person here. Please ignore ThePaleBlueDot, and you be you.

A “tool” to achieve equal rights, you mean? Yeah, that’s a thing.

I find it annoying when people think their singular voice represents an entire group of people.

A planet with less Vin Diesel is not a planet worth contemplating.

This was the best April Fool I’ve seen in a long time. Very high production values, as with all Royal Institution videos.

Pfffft. Ever traveled long distances with kids? It feels like 210 parsecs.

“You kids better go to the bathroom now, because we are not stopping for another 50 parsecs!”

Counterpoint: Bill Watterson trolling with Berkeley Breathed

I want to bring back more hyphenation. Like to-morrow. I was reading something recently (fairly scholarly, and British) and there was a “no-one.” It was written in 1998. Good-bye.