You got that Judge Joe Brown intense look in your eye
And I got that red lip, courtroom sketch that you like
And when we go to court, we file a lawsuit every time
Check out my courtroom style, my courtroom style

Agreed. It also comes off like she’s ashamed of her old image but for all the wrong reasons.

The MAGA crowd isn’t listening to this shit on their AM radios either.

Yep. This just sounds like a perfect “no villain” excuse for the divorce. If it came out he was a cheater, it might hurt his brand. 

Does anybody buy that BS?

It seems like people who are married and already have children could work out some kind of compromise when it comes to having more or not. There definitely is more to the story than that lame reason.

He’s the co-worker who spends all day surfing the internet (in his case, booking tee times), but then tries to pull up a work document any time someone walks by and might be looking over his shoulder.

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This fucker...

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

Isn’t that Rachel Dolezal?

When some of the more scientifically-minded staffers tried to argue their case to Bianca Moebius-Clune, they just found themselves going around and around in circles and getting absolutely nowhere.

Let me geek out here and refer back to the book, where Jon had Needle remade from an existing Valyrian blade, and the weaponsmith commented on how difficult it was to work in comparison to regular steel.

I felt really, really bad for the horses in this episode.

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

This is the kind of creative thinking that the progressive movement desperately needs. May I suggest Dave & Busters’ prison for middle class white Trump voters? And yes, please send me your newsletter.