My only hope is that it might be easier to arrest and charge an ex-police-officer than one “currently on administrative leave”.

The inherently racist dimensions of this phenomenon are so fascinating and disturbing. I’m going to research some good literature on this.

I know we all want Goop to go away; but I think it’s here to stay, so we might as well just Gwyn and bear it.

I give it six months before we’re all just stuffed in dog crates with shredded newspaper inside and stacked in the hold next to our luggage.

Ha! I’m a middle-aged LA dad and I love not having to meet anyone’s expectations of how I should dress (except at work; apparently, pants are a “thing” these days with employers). Sure, my daughter wishes I’m expand my wardrobe beyond cargo shorts and flip-flops, but I’m way beyond caring. My idea of a dress-y…

I kind of adore that he calls it “fizzy water” mainly because I’m tired of being judged when I order it like that in a restaurant. “you mean a club soda?” - water with bubbles. I don’t care what you call it. Stick a lime in it and leave me the hell alone.

And I thought I read Gwen’s eardrum had been “Raptured.” I did not know the Lard took particular body parts to live in nevaeh.

This is beautiful.

“I was a professional. I was good.”

Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

I’m joining you! He looks SO old!! RIP Hot Brad :(

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

Polo and hypertension

I really miss those skits. He was perfect, I laughed at every one of those.

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

Jesus Christ. Postnatal depletion? Yeah, every f-ing day as a single parent of a 6 year old. The only thing that seems to help with it is either beer or mirobrews. Fuck Goop. Seriously.

Also also: see Casey Affleck for the sad, Arty version of blue collar