That made me chortle.

At first I thought you were serious, but then my brain kicked in :-)

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

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I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

You ain’t safe even on the home shore.

Honestly sometimes I think the only reason certain people haven’t fled the country yet is because it’ll be harder for Putin to assassinate them if they stay in the US than if they run somewhere without an extradition treaty.

I think this is the appropriate place to casually admit I sometimes double-up on cardigans. I get cold easily!

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Also, does he not have any aides that are women? (Probably not) How on earth would they be able to do their job if they could never grab lunch with him in the cafeteria and talk over things?

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

lol no. All Swedish people learn English when they’re children. He has almost no Swedish accent at all when he speaks English and he’s obviously tried very hard to mask it, since he definitely used to speak with a very pronounced Stockholm accent, and still does when he speaks Swedish. (And yes, Swedish has very…

People talk smack about her face

Shailene Woodley just sort of shows up, doesn’t she?

Honestly, all the main cast is amazing in this show. Witherspoon/Kidman/Skarsgård/Dern have the most complex work to do, and they all do it beautifully, but I am also impressed by the child actors. None of them suck! How rare is that?

I get a mite bummed when I see reviews that are like “Tracy Flick’s grown up!” Well, not really? Tracy Flick was nuts, this is a character who’s flailing around for an anchor (theater! affair! new friend! helping new friend!) during a difficult and transitory period in her life.

It is a very well written character, and Reese has imbued it with such humanity. I’m very impressed.

Nicole is doing the heaviest lifting by a long shot but I can’t get over how much I love Reese in this. I don’t know if I’ve ever related to a character so much, and I’m not even a parent. The emotional compartmentalization, the leftover hurt, the boneheaded mistakes...just, very real stuff, I feel.