America - where if you’re black, shoplifting is a death sentence.

Goddamn.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

He was making acid wash jeans.

That is absolutely gruesome and ghoulish and the first thought that came to me, too. *bleakly* Cheers.

This is suddenly seeming like the only real possibility.

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Aww, c’mon! He’s a good guy! He was drunk\high\just goofin’! He scored a big deal and was blowin’ off some steam! He gave a homeless guy five bucks once back in college!

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

maybe its on clearance of 90% off

He is doing it instead of blinking twice.

Sean Spicer needs rescuing!!! Call SEAL Team 6.

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

I WANT TO SEE THIS SO BAD

MY QUEEN

Unpopular opinion: Bella is the far superior Hadid model.

You leave Linda Evangelista out of this mess.

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.