We are all gonna die :(

It’s clear everyone involved is lying but it’s not clear exactly why they are lying. Everyone know you all are just a bunch of fascists, why wouldn’t you be working together?

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?

I think “Whitish” was a rejected title name for HBO’s “Girls”.

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

I know Cheetolini didn’t write that; he would’ve spelled it out as fuhër.

She’s a patron saint. 2020? Please!?

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I feel like such a superficial b*tch, but the current crop of big models are not even close to being as beautiful as Naomi, Cindy, Linda, etc. The only current ones I can think of who could have been supermodels back in the 90s are Doutzen, Chanel Iman, and Adriana Lima.

It’s really noticeable in the recent pictures that she’s had work done. Itannoys the fuck out of me that they have all this obvious plastic surgery but claim their new look is due to a new exercise program or makeup techniques. Just own up to it!

Perhaps the bad stuff is just starting to trickle out. The really nasty stuff may start streaming sooner or later.

I pay movie stars for a living and sometimes the gender pay gap takes even my breath away.

Can Octavia Spencer PLEASE enlighten Dorit on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” about the everyday dynamic of wearing or NOT wearing underpants?

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

i was reading that dialog thinking, yeah, i can sorta kinda see her point...until i realized i was reading it backwards - her texts as his.

That was awkward as fuck. I’m so glad I’m not single and I don’t have to text new people anymore.

Losing Camille! I miss that girl.

I never got the Tom Hiddleston thing. An ex I had was obsessed with him and everytime she brought him up I’d do the Michael Bluth thing.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.