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$500 for paint? What’s the nap on the roller you’ll be using?

I just buy the cheapo mattress at a store that offers free gift-wrapping and have them wrap all the coils for me.

“We are also thinking about going down to a queen from a king.”

Telsa is still losing money on the cars it sells at the higher rates, not including the subsidies. Their idea was by increasing production they could elevate to a higher economy of scale and bring their numbers in the green. Car makers earn their bonuses on luxury models; but they guarantee their jobs with base,

Politicians don’t even bother with it. They usually just lie.

That’s not even fair.

we’ve been screwed since they didnt look like this

Yeah, I think that pit bulls are unfairly maligned in the sense that we shouldn’t blame the dogs themselves (anymore than we should, say, blame a bulldog or pug for their breathing difficulties). However, I will note that pit bulls seem to attract, let’s say, a certain kind of unsavory dog owner. I’ve known good,

Holy SHIT they got some distance on that one!

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

In CO, we’ve got one that goes nearly straight up! Judging by the video, there isn’t much control when you hit the gravel, making it butt clinching. Of course your truck is already out of control so you might already be in code brown.

Admiral Sloth.

because that’s just how us U.S. Americans do it... We are on the age old imperial system, and forget conversion after high school.

investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen

I hope this has been mentioned around here before, and I don’t expect anyone cares, but historically “man” was a gender-neutral term (back in the middle ages the prefixes wer- and wif- specified “male man” or “female man”). This has a legacy in our modern language in the same sort of way that words that came to us

Because it plays on a colloquialism?

That's because Evs are overwhelmingly bought as a fashion statement. And volts aren't cool.

To be fair, at least the owner understands his limitations of the electric car and doesn’t pretend he doesn’t need fossil fuels to move his transportation along.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."