I tell everybody the first key to not getting arrested is not breaking the law. Cops love when you explain that to them at parties, I usually start by telling them I have a method to not getting arrested, they all get interested and when I tell them I just follow the rules they crack up laughing.

Normally I would assume something like this to be fake....

Pretty sure that's a Ford, dude.

In my apartment complex, if you leave for Christmas or something, you are under no circumstances allowed to turn off your thermostat. They say it will freeze and break your pipes. Check with landlords before doing this tip. I would say "turn down your thermostat".