No. Cats are born with the equivalent cat age of a 45-year-old human, and are already tired of your shit.

In my experience it seems like cats would prefer if you don’t talk at all. :/

Except, you know, popping bubble wrap isn’t illegal or a danger to others.

Fun fact: I saw him do a set at the Comedy Cellar a couple of years ago. He was, like, belligerent with the audience. He was still funny, and I personally got a kick out of his tinly-veiled contempt, but people seemed slightly weirded out that he wasn’t that patient, pleasant fellow from Cash Cab.

I guess it’s a better first impression than “Hi, we come from a galaxy which is repeatedly Reaped by cybernetic AI death machines every 50K years or so. We fled them to this galaxy, hopefully they don’t follow us or whatever. Also, we brought along a fast-breeding hyperaggressive race with 2 sets of lungs and 4…

I have never heard of this show, or of this person, or if this production company.

Just vomit on them. Works every time.

Make sure your cable company will allow you to use your own modem! Last time there was a sale on Motorola 6121 modems and I snatched one up only to find out my ISP does not allow 3rd party devices.

Make sure your cable company will allow you to use your own modem! Last time there was a sale on Motorola 6121…

At the front, in the right lane was a Mustang......but he bowed out before the first curve....

Obviously, I knew this. It’s a very basic thing that most car people know. But what was most interesting-and what clearly nobody bothered to read-was the answer to why they exist. That’s something I didn’t know (though I did have a suspicion there was an ECE reg out there driving it), so I spoke with two chief…

That part of her story probably bugged me the most. Like she’s premeditated cheating on him again if she sheds some pounds. Who thinks like that? Granted, her introspective confirmed she wouldn’t but it just seems alarming those thoughts were in her mind in the first place.

Also, people who talk while chewing.

it took years for me to start dating again

Yea it’s done. He isn’t getting over it and her first thought if she lost weight was, “Oh no, what if I look good enough to sleep with other guys again?” None of this is going to end well. Pull the plug.

I don’t know, I find rapists and murderers pretty bad myself.

why do you think the average consumer would know this? most people buy a car and all they know is that it requires gas when a light comes on. people buy a computer and they don’t know how the insides work, they know that if they hit the power button they can update their social media.

It happened once and was a culmination of several factors (finding my worth through the male gaze, thinking that I needed to test his love for me by hurting them, several other small reasons that don’t really matter in the end).

How about fowl language?

Update:
Players have solved the mystery and found The Shuffler.