Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

All I can say is thank goodness the 3-HR playoff game against the Red Sox was not done by a Yankee. They’d make a cereal, candy bar, and children’s book to commemorate it.

My dog would be halfway across the field before he realized I missed the ball AGAIN because I can’t even fucking fungo. I am useless. Shit, I don’t even have a dog.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

I hope someone towed the driver that he was doing it wrong.

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

>>>>>Europe is that way>>>>>

“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

But not on the extreme left, which traditionally is the direction Russians want to go.

isn’t the phoenix hawk closer? :D

you forget, we live in a time where everything is black or white. You’re either with us or against us. You’re either a pansy-ass liberal, or a bible-thumping conservative. Everything either sucks, or it rocks. So yeah, if a car isn’t an absolute A+ at everything* then it’s an utter piece of shit. if something isn’t at…

Holy shit, ad lady does look like a real life 1968 Mallory Archer.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Illuminati conformed!

alluminati

Ahem.

Or if you live in Abilene, Tx most anytime of the year. :-)

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—