I cringe-laughed at this entirely too much.

Why are all the people in these videos dressed like fucking nerds?

Another goddamned cheesecake?

If you knew more about how Uber works, you would know that having a max fare isn’t feasible.

WHY AREN’T THERE ANY CHOPPING MALL REFERENCES YET?

How dare you cite sources?! You were supposed to be a casual racist, but it turns out that you actually know what you’re talking about!

Yeah, you got money to pay for fake mustaches, huh? Yeah, huh? How much did you pay for that fake moustache?

My mom’s Malibu did the same thing. What the hell was up with that?

This is the first I’ve heard of this.

I don’t understand what you’re getting at. I’m pretty sure I’m missing some context.

I tried the MWO Beta. I was awful. I quit after a week.

GOT ‘EEEEEM

BATTLETECH ALWAYS WINS.

Health and Safety here: Please, please, please. Don’t ever blow compressed air at any bodily orifice.

WSP-1 Wasp...

LAM Wasp?

Benoit.

Where are you going to drive it to? A Wehrmacht reunion party?

Having had a less-than-stellar dating experience with a woman from North Carolina, I feel that this is a good time to say that North Carolina sucks.