Don't mean this in an asshole way. I think it means Roswell Army Air Field.

Jordan Haskins: Christ died for your sins on a cross. Jordan committed his sins in a Lacrosse.

Jordan Haskins: When the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

Jordan Haskins: A man who doesn't believe the lamestream media's "four-stroke" propaganda. Freedom is having as many strokes as you like.

Jordan Haskins: A man who believes every car should have a stroker motor.

I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE LAKE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OIL CHANGED?

It started off pretty well, but then it just seemed to drag on.

Martians

Pitch your tent and come in the back door.

If your wood gets sap all over this Hustler, you can wash it right off.

Hustler delivers non-stop excitement with fun backdoor action.

"SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!"

Is "phrasing" still a thing?

Miata

The P-47 carried out escort duties before the P-51. It shot down more enemy aircraft, too. The P-47 doesn't get the glory it deserves, probably because it's such an ugly lump.

The incidence puts a dent in the number of incidents...

Has no one bothered to mention the fact that we could call the Fiat version "Fiata"?

Matt, you're from Houston. Can we do a Buc-ee's review together?

Fuuuuuuck the world, any part of Texas (well, maybe not Vidor) is better than any part of California."