Yeah I’m sorry but he’s scored zero sympathy points for me. His mere existence is harmful at this point.

Kim doesn’t care about anything but how she looks in public.

I really would commiserate with damn near anyone suffering from a mental health episode in a public forum, where their physical/social interactions are beyond their control. But his outbursts are hurting people. Calling planned parenthood a terrorist org, demonizing women’s ability to control their bodies, belittling…

Haunted by what though?

his unthreatening blandness is very attractive after four years of Trump. 

Dear Lord that scoffing correction from Chris Wallace that Biden does not want to defund the police. Also this was kind of a brilliant ad from Fox News for the interview as what the hell will happen when Trump sees that the charter does not say anything about abolishing the police. Also have to give credit to Wallace…

Oh, yes, a very special FUCK YOU to Kayne... and to his family and to everyone who enabled his decision to run for office in the midst of what seemed like bipolar manic episode. I get that no one can force another person to take their meds, and that mental health issues and manic episodes are no joke... but this shit…

Special one for Kanye’s little project:

And to all the people who won’t be voting for Biden, or who’ll be writing in the name of a 3rd party candidate “just to make a point,”

If Biden wins and Dems retake the Senate, she needs to retire the day after Biden’s inaugurated. She should’ve done it back in 2013, but there’s really no excuse for her to still be on the court this time next year (again, provided that November works out favorably.)

To the folks who could not find it in their hearts to vote for Hillary in 2016:

Everything is subjective to them. I have a shithead moron uncle that I hate. I got into an argument with him when he was claiming that Barack Obama wasn’t the president’s real name. He said he believed the released birth certificate was real, but someone at a bar had told him that it doesn’t say Barack Obama on it. I…

The concept of “expertise” in general, I think, gets to Trump, because it conflicts with his ego. Certainly, the things Trump himself is good* at are, of course, things that can only be accomplished by an expert, and “expert!!” is totally what Trump is. But other people, on any subject Trump hasn’t really thought about…

Trumpies seem to believe that “science” is just another agenda-driven “belief system” that can be safely ignored in favor of whatever the waddling cretin opted to babble about on that day. They also have no idea how incredibly stupid that attitude makes them appear.

I genuinely don’t think Trump thinks in metaphors or understands them. They are too imaginative and abstract. The red truck/blue truck gimmick was almost assuredly the idea of a staffer, who had to explain it slowly and repeatedly to the President before he signed off on the idea because mostly he liked the idea of…

That would be great. As for Junior’s ho, her Twitter account is still tweeting propaganda so I assume she’s still okay. 

Mitch has already gone on record in the press saying that they would rush through a nominee if there was a vacancy between now and the election. 

Since when did legal precedent and logic matter in Moscow Mitch’s Senate chamber?

She should have retired on January 21, 2009 while the Democrats still had control of the Senate. She would have been 75. That should be the mandatory exit time anyway. Thirty-two states make their judges retire at 75 or younger. (Source, Ballotpedia). 

I can never not hear the words “Pier 1 Imports” in Dan Aykroyd’s nasal monotone.