You are definitely not alone in your anger. This article is absolute garbage. We get it you don’t like Biden as much as your guy. But to equate the two’s performance last night is EXTREMELY FUCKING STUPID. It was chaotic because of Trump. Full stop. If Biden was debating, say, Pence, last night would not have looked…

During those extremely leading interviews with the children, I’ve often thought to myself, “choose the next few words out of your mouth with the utmost care, because they’ll define your living space for the next decade.” Make the smallest offhand comment about what song’s playing on your headphones and the next thing…

That’s good to know, I’ve only had mine 5 months so I can't speak for its longevity yet. So far I haven't had any leaks, but I imagine with each new brush head there's a chance of a poor fit. 

That’s good to know, I’ve only had mine 5 months so I can't speak for its longevity yet. So far I haven't had any…

I’ll nominate the Quip. It’s not the strongest of the lot in terms of vibration, but it’s a noticeable improvement over my old manual toothbrush, and they have a simple form & usability I appreciate. But the deciding factor for me was that it’s the only(?) brush that runs on a single triple-A battery — which means you…

I’ll nominate the Quip. It’s not the strongest of the lot in terms of vibration, but it’s a noticeable improvement…

I didn’t watch the convention speeches last night and only heard that Obama’s was good, but HOT DAMN. That is a perfect, concise, and brutal takedown. Warrants a second read.

Everlane also has packs of masks in several colors, very reasonably priced at 5 for $25. They're 2 layers of soft jersey cotton, and the elastic bands are wide so they don't hurt your ears after wearing them a while. Great for exercising in, which is how I use them. 

Everlane also has packs of masks in several colors, very reasonably priced at 5 for $25. They're 2 layers of soft…

Man. As abhorrent as she is, I honestly love how tidy and organized this binder is. The tabs are alphabetized, the topics are immediately identifiable despite very short character counts (e.g. “MARY”), and the tab shapes are even in the right descending order.

What an incredibly stupid and preventable end to his career. He could’ve died of natural causes at some point in the future and gone out with relative “grace”. Now, this idiotic death is forever his legacy. Well done.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been rewatching The Office over the last few weeks, however lying to draw attention away from a more popular personality feels like an extremely Michael Scott thing to do.

(deep cut reference time)

I honestly, genuinely, don’t think Trump could count backwards from 100 by seven. I know this because it took me a moment to think through it. 

I feel like I need a site that tracks the progress of mask deniers who contact coronavirus. Like what ever happened to Junior’s wretched girlfriend? I need all my schadenfreude soundbites served up to me in a quick, digestible format.

This is rather morbid, but RBG’s condition gives me the same sense of anxiety as driving through empty stretches of highway with the fuel gauge on red. We just have to make it to the next station. (And god forbid that station is closed.)

Thanks to having watched the Blues Brothers around half a dozen times, I can never not hear the words “Pier 1 Imports” in Dan Aykroyd’s nasal monotone.

Thing is, crowd size is such a useless and petty thing to crow about as a “win” for the left. Rather, it’s the knowing how much the low turnout will get under Trump’s 1-ply-tissue-thin skin that makes this moment so delightful — especially given the lengths he went to talking this up as his big comeback rally. 

I don’t think you should take “K-pop stan” to necessarily mean someone from Korea. It’s a very very very big Gen Z thing in the US.

K-pop stans may have been responsible for inflating the anticipated turnout and leaving Team Trump with bigly egg on their faces, but they were not responsible for the low turnout itself — that credit goes to Team Trump.

And yet you just know Trump is going to go all tough guy and brag about firing the guy for his covid-swamp moron festival tonight.

He is just so goddamn orange. His skin looks like the surface of a basketball.

Of all the things to hate about this dunce, I swear to god that stupidly immaculate metrosexual beard that looks like shaped with a paper stencil fills me with loathing I didn’t think I had to spare after his father.