Exactly. It’s an excuse at-the-ready — to fart out his garbage as long as wants and cut himself off the moment he’s cornered, because he can’t be held in place and challenged on his responses. I do the equivalent when I call my parents right after starting a load of laundry.

The atrocious punctuation in that meme reveals the stupidity behind its developer.

He should use this opportunity to troll Trump even harder in the manner Trump loves to do — by needling him on a point (in this case, treating women like dirt) without recognizing the hypocrisy of doing so in light of his own tarnished history.

Eric strikes me as a carefree kind of dumb, whereas Junior is aggressively stupid. You don’t really see Eric troll on Twitter, but Junior tweets like a middle school bully. So maybe that makes Eric smarter by virtue of a marginally higher EQ??

I wouldn’t ask for help either if I were coasting through a position I regarded as having no real responsibilities.

My parents in Chicago bring me a bag of Garrett’s every time they visit me, and have a bag waiting for me every time I go home. (Which doesn’t stop me from buying my own bag at the airport when I arrive.) It is endlessly edible and satisfying literally any time of day.

Unconvincing troll.