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Elon Musk is yout best bet. Contact him.

I'm not a linguistics expert, so describing accents isn't something I know how to do. But I (and everyone else) can distinguish an American accent from a British one without a problem, even if I can't distinguish a Georgia accent from a South Carolina one.

It's a shame you missed Guardians of the Galaxy.

That's my concern with future seasons of Jessica Jones. There's no way any future villains will be as important as Killian.

"American accent" isn't completely meaningless, though. It might not be as specific as it could be, but lots of things aren't. To call myself American isn't meaningless just because there are states within the country.

AIDS isn't plural of AID.

I know. I didn't think you'd go from defending Moynihan to criticizing him so quickly. I thought it was a funny way to misinterpret your statement, though.

You're no match for your archnemesis, Encore InDesign.

"Photoshop Illustrator"? Pick an Adobe software program, caption writer; don't just combine a few!

Yeah, old people shouldn't try to be funny!

That's pretty much how most polls work.

Liberia's president is Retta's (Donna Meagle's) aunt!

I hope she wasn't a write-in, because I don't think they accept misspelled candidates.

Which government is afraid of giant robots surrounded by terrible dialogue? Actually, probably all of them.

Samsung refrigerators?

What did he hate so much about the climate? If he thought it was too cold, he should have lived longer.

The Oscars should add a propaganda category.

That's a cool trick!

What of Triumph of the Will or Birth of a Nation?

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