But doesn't Breitbart publish things that are at least as egregious as that every day? Fox News has something at least that egregious (to the extent that the AV Club posts a Newswire, perhaps) less frequently.

Well, once England builds a Hollywood, they can make their own sports movie about their whackadoo sport!

The favorite in baseball is not the same as the favorite in football or basketball, once you're in the playoffs. There's a lot more randomness in baseball.

And Washington Irving's Headless Horseman as Kyrie Irving. And Mike Love as Kevin Love. And Emma Thompson as Klay Thompson.

Lester and Rizzo and Baez overcame some real adversity, though! I'm not sure it would fit in well with the movie though.

Can we mention his high school girlfriend's name in your presence?

I was going to mention that you're only saying that because of the Reds' recent performance, but then I realized I'd be proving your point. But then I typed this anyway, so I guess I did prove your point…

I'll take your word for it. I don't get my news from any of them (I've never heard of Alex Jones), but my understanding was that Fox News is for today's run-of-the-mill conservatives, while Breitbart's audience is more the fringe, fascist, overtly racist types.

Honestly, Trump getting all his news from Fox News, as the article purports, would be better than what he currently does, which is getting it from Fox News, Breitbart, and coming up with it himself.

A classic!

And then he'll be telling us he was in Space Jam!

That's definitely not what I was taught in elementary school in the mid to late '90s. Seems you just missed the cutoff.

Oh, yeah. That'd be bad news.

And it's not just denying science. It's denying common sense. Shaq's defense is that he's driven from Florida to California (which isn't even 10% of the Earth's circumference) and it seemed flat; it's a pretty basic idea that if the radius of a circle is big, it seems flat when you're only looking at a small section.

That's absurd.

Does a beetle carry the sun back east every night?

Maybe they think the Earth is a cylinder, which makes sense from a purely Google Maps perspective. And a cylinder is flat in two places!

Isn't the specific contentious point that some of the birth control methods occur after fertilization?

I want this to be an elaborate lead-in to April Fool's Day, but I've overestimated the human race before.

I'm not even sure which misogynistic stances you think I'm circumlocuting, so I'm not sure how to respond.