The Sheriff of Nottingham put him in shackles, and when all hope was lost, he turned to post-punk.

En-g-land swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles two by two.

Isn't that the Statler Brothers?

I'm so sorry.

Which parent?

I can't wait for this comment in every episode review.

I just wanted to get in on that sweet, sweet point allocation.

And negative points for you, knowing how to spell his goofy name.

And negative points for you, knowing how to spell his goofy name.

Do you prefer "Lily from the AT&T commercials"?

So, William Jennings Bryan and your follow-up was "Cross of Gold"-related? I've cracked it!

Well, someone did say contestant Liz (referenced in the article) was "built for sin". Perhaps that's not explicit enough to be considered harassment?

Even Christian Bale is too old for the CW.

Was Chuck a nickname of Frank? I think I only read one of those books.

Yeah, I realized halfway through my comment that I was only kind of being sarcastic.

I only meant this specific portmanteau. I apologize for any emotional injury I've caused.

No, we can't be happy! We complain until we die! That's how progress works!

Is one of the boxes for a complaint about terrible portmanteaux?

And 12 Ringos.

They go to the Ugly Bug Ball.