50% isn't "most"!

I probably wouldn't call it a comedy, but I laugh a lot when I watch it. Everything Damon's LaBeouf does is hilarious! And much of what Cogburn does.

Sorry.

I haven't seen Ledger in much since his stint as the Joker.

Why get a driver's license when you're already a Pilot? That would be a step down.

Huh. For some reason I had always thought Bernadette Peters was pretty old, but I must have been getting her confused with someone else because Malcolm McDowell is definitely the only old person in that picture.

I think he's saying that there are lot of people outraged unable to or simply not satisfying the criteria. The fact that some commenters can means they aren't the people he's talking about.

I agree in general, but I didn't think Jackson was that good in Hateful Eight. He was just doing a typical Jackson role. I liked him, but I don't think his performance was Oscar-worthy (unlike Jennifer Jason-Leigh's). Also, I thought Damon was really good in The Martian, despite being sort of an irritating…

Where do I direct outrage over Tom Hardy supposedly having a "supporting" role in The Revenant? Why can't there be two lead actors in a movie? The bonus would be that DiCaprio probably wouldn't have been nominated for his adequate performance.

Settle?! Some of my relatives are Oscar Mayers!

I tried to make something like that, but my avocados never have enough "a"s. That's why I stick to corndogs.

Those are the ones with spaghetti, right?

They're the seventh generation of Horaces and Petes who have owned this 100-year old bar? Boy, do they have children young.

I thought Annie Lennox!

Mild heroism is my specialty. If I see some muggers chasing Mary Jane down an alley, I swing in, give them a stern talking to, and promptly leave.

Don't worry. Up til a few years ago, I thought Katharine and Audrey Hepburn were related, which is much worse.

Either you added an extra letter to Lovitz's name, or he's playing a character with the extra "h".

In an amazing display of government competence, she legally changed her named between the moment I clicked on the link and the moment it finished loading!

I could watch Mike Singletary visit people all day.

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