her breast have been a point of contention with me for some time now. I don’t know if they are as you described, or if they look weird because her one arms is elevated.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

He could play like crap for the first 60 games of the season and if he was good in the playoff push it’d all be forgiven.

Oh, I didn’t think so, correcting a mistake is fine by me, even if it was an accidental one.

No, with Charlie Sheen on set that wasn’t enough cocaine

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

Gabe Kaplan just sent a stern note to you via Epstein’s mother.

I always wondered who he modeled his game after. I had no idea it was me

Sorry Samer, but I’m gonna be that nitpicky guy…

You sure the eagle didn’t land on James Pullman?

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

I’m not sure John Calipari can afford to pay both freshmen and sophomores.

“Hopefully he’ll be a great executive. The best way to get a fan base is to win. Winning solves all solutions.”

In many ways I very much agree with you in that a military is sadly necessary but what that looks like and how it is used is very much up for debate. Billions if not trillions have been wasted creating weapons of war that just aren’t needed. Also, our capitalistic might could actually lead to far more effective change…

This is Deadspin, where we take ourselves serious, one comment at a time. Btw, have you heard my most recent dick joke? It’s a long one!

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

Pictured, the bear Sage was hiding from:

I think it’s probably Tappan Zee

“ it almost seems that you are a troll trying to exaggerate gun control “