All that should matter to a boss is that you get your shit done, and a shitty boss is one who doesn’t trust you to do it. I’ve met people who stay at work for hours on end and do absolutely nothing.

No, if he’s the final Dem “holdout” then he should be sitting on his decision to sweat out the Repubilcans. If he came out and said “No” McConnell would have time to pressure Collins, Flake, and Murkowski prior to the floor vote.

Oh, so NOW climate change exists?

Probably because the current mayor has pretty overwhelming support looking at the 2017 primary results, not to mention the next bid for mayor would be in 2021.

Because it’s probably not their defining characteristic as a people. We have incestuous people who will eat fried butter, but it would be offensive to visit a Canadian and be told “Hey, if you’re hungry I can drop some Land O Lakes in the fryer, you cousin fucker.”

Well, you should ask former governor Ed Koch about that. Ok, he’s admittedly dead. And lost to a Cuomo, so he never became governor. He largely lost because he mocked Upstate NY. NYC is only about 43% of the state by population, and if you totally lose Upstate, you lose. Nixon made a gaffe about Upstate starting at…

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

That Cynthia Nixon is completely unqualified to lead one of the largest state governments in the United States should not be much of a revelation. 

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

The new contract also allows Gronk to “pet the rabbits, but not too hard.”.

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

Lemme tell you somethin’, zero gay frog encounters since I watched one of his videos that one time. Coincidence? I think not.

Pulled from the top of my head:

It’s shocking that the least embarrassing story to come out of Louisville in the past decade is Rick Pitino’s premature ejaculation.

I was really into your rage until YUM! Center.

The second season was bad, though.  The whole thing with the Italian girl seemed like a squicky combination of wish fulfillment and trying to be self-aware.

She told the reporter, “You can call me whatever you want for fifty bucks.”

So who was there to fix the cable, and who was the pizza delivery guy?