Christian Fauria has some free time, maybe NBC could hire him for his insights into Asians.

It’s almost like by saying that NC State isn’t a rival, it gets NC State fans super riled up, which definitely isn’t the intention of telling them that they’re not rivals. Which they aren’t. Duke is our rival.

...See?

So you mean like the Herald report about the Patriots taping the Rams practices by Jon Tomase?

Extry! Extry! Boston’s Borges Bungles Brady’s Beef!

Gee, it’s shocking that a sportswriter who’s already once been fired for plagiarism and has a long history of writing insane things might not have the strictest standards when it comes to vetting his sources.

He just misinterpreted the advice of his previous agent, Mr. Hands.

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

That tweet was for the Trumpsters who can then say ‘see! They’re not racist!’

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

I was on the fence about rape until I realized my mother is a woman.

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Anyone who likes Moes has awful taste. No offense.

the rat bastard has been laying low for a good while. Gotta say he hasn’t lost his touch.

Hahahaha! It’s been a long time —— you haven’t lost a step!

Your original comment literally uses the word “created” so you kinda did say that.

BLOGHAZI

Wow, that’s good stuff. So much insufferableness in so few words.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

How can two guys who played for Coach K not believe in dinosaurs?