Actually, 6 out of 12 of Jesus’s apostles got busted for DUI’s because Jesus thought it was hilarious to turn their water into wine without telling them.

>Unfortunately we define market value by how much other teams pay similarly shitty quarterbacks in an attempt to make them stay because the opportunity cost is worse.

he’s been really good by any measure you want to use.

Absolutely not true, if he started getting hampered by injuries or his play fell off he would almost certainly be cut or forced to renegotiate his contract during those later years.

Exactly. Blowing up their salary cap to resign an excellent-but-declining wide receiver is precisely why a franchise like the Lions fails over and over and over again. To blame the player for taking them up on their dumb offer is silly and unrealistic.

“I didn’t see a chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time,” Johnson said. “For the work I was putting in, it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.

Ahhh Detroit, where Hall of Fame careers are nurtured, locked in a car seat, and rolled slowly into the river. Because if Mommy can’t have you, no one can

beat me to it

I’m trying to figure out what kind of dick goes golfing and comes back with a fucking fish.

A dextrously crafted play on words!

It wasn’t as dexterous a plan as he thought it was.

This comment needs more love.

A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?

Wow, that’s horrible.

If you think Hank Williams Jr. is “true country music,” then you need to get out more. He and his ilk helped destroy country music, and turn it into, as Marty Stuart, Dwight Yoakam and others have said, “shitty rock and roll with fiddles.”

He’s more Cotton Hill

But are you really ready for some football?

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

If anyone is an expert on perpetuating a myth, it’s Schilling. #fakeblood

Of course Thomas doubts this story.