Where is the proximity sensor, and why is the camera on the right side now?

I thought he was watching McDonalds porn in McDonalds...

White people....

I never even used hot water except for towels. I didn't know this was an issue :P

I'm sure Apple will think of something.

A whole new slew of lawsuits await!

Reminds me of that crappy Civic my neighbor tricked out with the funny lights and chimney-sized pipe on the back. And the red rims. (Fugly).

Well the developer is no better than any of us, so he should be stoned to death.

Few concerns:

Fuck AIDS- this spawns a whole new trend in the market: Glowing. Fucking. Cats.

For the longest time I had dismissed the Xbox in favor of my PlayStation, but I have to say this leave me even more impressed.

I thankfully never had acne. But I guess I paid the price with my small penis :(

I also hope you get starred. I'm stuck on OS X. I never did like Windows for my own personal reasons, and after the fifth time my uncle got his system completely trashed from what I assume was a porn virus (gross), I recommended he get a Mac. Sometimes the walled garden works for people like my uncle, but it also…

This. There's no better way to keep it all together than with Evernote. I can even send my notes in their entirety to someone with a disability whom I take notes for straight from the app itself.

I didn't even know there was such a thing as Apple Fan Fiction....

JOBS DID 9/11. He's playing us all for fools. You can read it in my new book "Steve Jobs (did 9/11): A Fictional Biography"

Except that one just happened to purchase the prototype; not formerly have original possession of it.

To bad we couldn't turn bodies into oil cheaply and effectively.

HP: one clusterfuck after another!

Wait, I can't see it!