I would say something about it coming to Android, but my sarcasm apparently indicates # fanboyism.

Admittedly it is easy to fit one girth wise but they always end up ridiculously long; I could probably stretch it over my head if I wanted to.

Your dam write hes a solider, you inconsiderate sun of a bitch.

Last year they decided to put the waffle irons, hand mixers, and blenders together. Well, my friend was grabbing for a waffle iron when a woman thought he was grabbing for the hand mixer. Her response? She bit his arm, drew blood, grabbed the last hand mixer, and ran away. They never found her.

Android had this since 1853 before there were even cars.

Shit, they can take my identity. I'm -$15 in my checking and my bill is overdue.

Ooh! Burn! Battle of the wits!

Ron Paul 2012?

Speak for yourself, I'd go for the back trimmer. I swear to God Chewbacca was an ancestor or something...

Do yo chain hang low?

Fucking white people with their ridiculous clothing.

Maybe I'm a product of my Catholic upbringing, but do regular people actually have orgies?

Good for poor people but will never be good enough for us. Sorry. I mean, let poor people take care of the environment; I'm good either way.

Ayy, as long as my breaths ain't kickin, it's all good, mayne.

I'm patenting the use of one's finger to manipulate objects, both physical and virtual.

Now that he's dead we can have our 5inch iPhones

And it's actually thanks to this article that I even heard of this.

Uhm... before Facebook we had a thing called town gossip, which still exists, just now on Facebook.

Probably sniffing the glue....

Yup, I hope all these guys have made you feel like complete shit since you brought up a cheaper television which would be suited to the wallets of struggling, working people who don't give two shits about color inaccuracies.