We had an alligator who sneaked into our pond, and he lived there for a year or so. Yes, he was incredibly delicious.

1.5Mbps is the fastest speed I can get for almost $45 a month where I live.

I love Gizmodo. Everyone takes me so seriously!

I am not meritorious enough to be included with the cultural elite of the New York Times. I could not afford to go to an Ivy League school, and I was not born within the city limits, or even in the state of New York. I suppose that those circumstances automatically label me as "sub-human".

I believe what the young gentleman was trying to express is commonly known as a "joke" with hints of sarcasm.