But he seems so nice!

Marilyn Manson might as well wear a neon sign that says “I torture women.” I’d more more surprised to learn that he was a kind and respectful partner.

Port dat bitch 2 da Switch!

your wishes are my command

Got her by that nappy ass weave don’t they. Bet she ‘reads the room’ before she talks shit again,

- Calvin and Hobbes, September 1, 1992

Maybe ask game devs how they feel about it. They sure seem happy when they win them. Some people even cry. Seems like a good enough reason for them to exist.

Guys...can I make a suggestion? Could y’all maybe lighten it up a little?

I’ve listened to every ep since the relaunch, I WANT to enjoy it, I’ve been a Kotaku regular for god knows how long now, I like you guys and I want to hear what you have to say...I’ve just found the constant negativity and snark to be too much.…

That's what she said.

I was watching Fox news coverage of the election, and was weird when they started talking on how good the ps5 controller and fast load times

Ian also did an entire bullshit editorial about the Biden campaign animal crossing island. I really don't know why he needs to shove so much editorializing into stuff. I get we're in the middle of a horrible pandemic with hundreds of thousands dead, but don't add your political opinion into a fucking review

The parents should be charged for endangerment for not dispersing when told and putting their child at risk.

How dare you say such a thing, I’ll kill you for this!

Positive reinforcement is being rewarded for doing well. Negative reinforcement is punishment for doing poorly.

I guess you could say the studio wasn’t as indivisible as the game...

JK Rowling is a leftist on everything except one issue. You think the right throws away “allies” as freely as you do? You’ll reach a point where youll have no one left to agree with except for your curated groupof friends. You can say I’m making excuses for her shitty opinions, but deep down you know evil shit isn’t…

Next article: It cost X Dollars to get my Porsche hauled out of the creek after spin out.

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