The simple answer is we have no idea. The women at our mosque are quietly raising funds for the Syrian family that comes. In the event that they are sent back to Jordan, we’re hoping we can resettle them in an apartment in Amman rather than live in Zaatari refugee camp again.

I call pretty much every day. But right now I’m just feeling like none of this will make any difference. These people (republicans) are monsters. They don’t care about anything but lining their pockets and breaking the backs of women, minorities, refugees, you name it. I am despondent. I feel hopeless.

My heart is broken by this. And I’m furious.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

You know, it was funny watching Rove’s head implode on election night 2012. When he literally got up from his desk, walked into the polling rooms, and started asking everyone how Obama won. And I remember that lady that posted that hour long YouTube video lamenting Obama’s victory and her cursing out Republicans for…

Double down. Print out this picture and put it on his desk:

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

I wish a man would be “unsure” if I am his girlfriend with a $500K ring.

Have you ever measured a tablespoon of milk? I’ve done it when baking, but it takes on an altogether different meaning when you’re measuring out a tablespoon allotment of milk for your coffee. And that meaning is something along the lines of, “This feels like disordered behavior.”

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."

Solid decision. Never look back.

I mean, idk but having so many corgis that I could conceivably trip on one seems like the opposite of a problem.

Every time I hear about Chris Pratt, I'm all like:

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…