CZ and I basically have identical lives. Last night I said to my hubby, "CAN YOU PLEASE BE OKAY WITH ME SPENDING $10 ON THIS BEER? IT IS ON SALE AND WE ARE ON HOLIDAY." Later, we took the night bus home. #rockstarlife #onlythebest #lawyer #blessed

My immediate thought. That poor boy is going to have to live with this and it's not at all okay that he should have to.

These "child shoots mother/brother/sister/neighbor" stories are heartbreaking. Because this child's mother was so irresponsible, this little boy will have to live his entire life with the burden of having killed her. Hopefully he's too young to remember.

Will someone please tell me again about "responsible gun owners" because I'm stuck on the fact that a child will have to grow up knowing s/he killed their own mother. What's it going to take to get the NRA to stop calling the shots, America?

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

GOD DAMN IT. If you cannot keep a firearm secure and under your control at all times, you should not own it.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

This is just about the saddest thing I have heard today. That poor kid. That poor family.

pls do not cast ur contempt on my love for Yeezus W. Christ.

She has fantastic hair. Especially for a 45 year old male geologist from Colorado.

Hate to shit on everyone's hate parade, but this actually looks much closer to Soviet Era propaganda with a few cliché "dictatorship" tropes thrown in that you'd see in Hunger Games, and virtually every other fictional dictatorship movie.

Also, could you guys lay off with the whole "BUT DRAKE IS JEWISH HE SHOULD BE…

My mother works for Sephora. There are definitely all kinds of weird issues in the corporate realm regarding these kind of things, HOWEVER, the Asian market has been one that Sephora and other luxury brands have been targeting recently - apparently many of these products are doing very, very well in those economies.…

Only the Big Momma's House movies.

For she could tell the future, you see, and knew that Martin-Lawrence would not last.

I'm sure it is pure gossip, but damn right Goop should be calling her ex and reminding him of his parental duties. All too often one parent likes to forget they are a parent when their marriage ends and they find a new exciting relationship. If you are dating a parent and you AREN'T in second place, then I am judging…

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

NOT EVEN ROAD HOUSE? OMG.

If my mother didn't have an abortion, I wouldn't exist.