I don't think his physical similarity to Steve Rogers and the clothes they put him in (or even the way he walked) were a coincidence. He was suppose to be a bargain bin version of Cap.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Except there’s a bullet in every chamber.

I would not want to be asked about the Middle East all the time either. Speaking in public on that is like playing Russian roulette.

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

This comment is everything wrong with America.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

I choo choo choose to recommend this.

OMFG. Schnookums is watching Supernatural right now. I’m so jealous. I WANT TO WATCH DEAN, TOO.

“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

“We think we’ll have a better chance over throwing you guys than the Muslims one day, so we’ll be on team Jew for now”

What, so Israel isn’t ALLOWED to have glitches? Is that what you’re saying!?

I second this. That's probably the ONLY book I've ever read that disturbed me.

No love for House of Leaves? :(