I'm diabeetusin' it

You just made me imagine 'Eureka' by shinji aoyama… but with zombies.

Although beatles royalties, fake cigarettes and whisky-colored water are not cheap, I don't think that lionsgate's price tag for mad men sucked resources from the walking dead. If anything, the mouth breathers at AMC management realized that there are massive, *positive* consequences for: 1. firing a three-time…

In a fit of excessive method acting, a manic Claire Danes bit off Corey Stoll's mustache. She then chewed it for 4 consecutive hours while doing her Cry Face™.

ugh, Lincoln's interpretation of a southern accent gives my ears owwies.

You forgot the gentle kiss to the forehead. so sweet.

I wish that you were the host of 'talking dead' and a zombie chris hardwick was your co-host, but he can't speak and you just poke him with a stick once in a while.

The fat is where the flavor is. Mmm, diabeetus.

Your happy apocalypse is a nightmare… without a fully loaded 2013 Hyundai Tucson. Hyundai, the official sponsor of the zombie apocalypse.

I watched season 2 as a concept art project- how little money can AMC spend and still get people to watch? How few zombies can we have on a show ostensibly about zombies?

No, grasshoper, the Hat wears carl.

Did you miss the episode where Daryl did a one man show of 'Chicago?' He killed those fosse steps like they were mush-headed undead.

He was just reading off his facebook friends list.

Spoilers: Eugene's secret is that he stole Rosita's shorts and will wear them in the bus-of-secondary-characters. It gets hot in there.

You're on a first name basis with the governor? Can you introduce me?

Because AMC.

This is the best tv advice i've ever read. *Pours a 40 out for fallen Wire homies*

You're starting to think like an AMC writer! …not unrelatedly, you might want to get checked out for a brain parasite.

Come for the mullet, stay for the Lara Croft girlfriend.

Actors who were closest personally or professionally to Darabont and expressed support for him during his pissing contest with AMC were prematurely written off the show.