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By 'turned itself around,' if you mean 'is now watchable.' I agree. The only way I could sit through season 2 was to play back at 3x-4x speed, season 3 was a consistent 3x, season 4 was 3x-2x, now it's down to regular speed. Progress!

The body may die, but the wig is immortal.

Breaking bad was produced by Sony Pictures and Mad Men was produced by Lionsgate. AMC just wrote the checks. They were good in spite of AMC, not because of it.

After Darabont was removed from the show, AMC's team of replacement chimps/writers wrote off most of the actors who were the director's regulars/loyalists (e.g., the actors playing Shane, Andrea and Dale). Shane's death was understandable (and overly delayed), but the other two were killed off way earlier than in the

Bob's last words should've been 'AW HELL NAW!'

You mean that her British-theater-version-of-a-Southern-drawl glitched out? Maybe Andrew Lincoln can help. 'Kuuuuurl!'

Not a good sign when the guy who wrote 'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Nic Cage's Hair' is considered a big upgrade over the previous showrunner.

Carol's actor is not best buddies with Frank Darabont, so she's probably still alive and well in a spin-off series. Andrea, on the other hand…

Tyrese was all like 'what's it like to have a neck,' and Rick was all like 'my beard smells like armpit and mildew.'

Bob-toast is part of balanced cannibal breakfast. But make sure to balance it out with fruit, like zombie-kiwi.

He's back!

They're also repairable using elbow grease and the child-like imagination of lazy writers.

AWWW HELLL NAW.

If you had watched carefully, you would've noticed that half of Bob's leg was prepared tartare with a drizzle of chili-lime juice.

That's why I only eat the finest organic, free-range Bob.

Easily slice tomatoes after brain-stabbing your Bobs.

If it was season 2, the term-ites would join the farm and talk about cannibalism without, you know, actually eating anyone. Gareth: 'I think cannibalism is cool.' Andrea: 'I disagree. Now watch my stink face and go have the same conversation with Dale's stink-face.'

We're sending our love (and Asian person) down the well. Is this the Simpsons?

AMC is actually run by a badly written excel goal seek formula that minimizes costs while maximizing farm-related arguments. An intern must've messed up the spreadsheet.

Stinking bloated zombie is still prettier than Claire Danes' cry face.