I can get a later model minivan (arrrrghhh, my eyes, my self-esteem) with fewer miles, cheaper maintenance, easier entry, holds more people/ stuff/ 4x8 plywood/ mulch. The only plus I see for the Mercedes is the gunsight on the hood. Won’t get my money for this though it might impress your neighbors.

Yeah, I wondered about this... when I was about 10 years old.  Then figured out why with about 10 seconds of looking and thinking about it. It ain’t rocket surgery.

But more importantly, how many Big Bites were consumed?

See you tomorrow

How long you got?

Your “fresh” canned tomatoes were cooked to a temperature well above boiling for a period of upwards of 15 minutes during the canning process. They are also “leftovers.”

I see you left out option 3. Buy a decent sauce, and then jazz it up.

If they don’t have a Jetson’s car option, it’s worthless

This is what I think of anytime I hear or read the term “Van Life.”

LED light bar stocks just plunged on the news.

This is one of those things that I’m glad happened, I’m glad it worked, and I think is fun and exciting. That said, I don’t want every driver pulling this on the last lap of every short track they go to, so I hope they ban it.

Nd.  There are approved mods that make these drivable without making it into a mutt.  You don't need much horsepower as you never want to take one of these matchboxes on the highway.   Some of my early wrenching days were with my dad restoring the wooden body frames on his.   Unfortunately,  he was burning leaves and…

This is why not everyone should be allowed to vote.

No one in this story seems particularly likable...

Air cooled radiator, close enough for Jalopnik

Yeah, just like a screwdriver.

That’s urine from the last passenger.

Oh hells yeah, that’s a pretty coffin. NP.

It’s really pretty.

“Anything with internal combustion.”