The owner right now to Ian: “Why did you turn?”

It’s a French thing?

Classic Freudian slip. You know he uses that word on a regular basis. Asshole.

He should look into junior college. This car is worth about an associate's degree. 

Needs a Lift Kit, Diesel Exhaust delete, Excessively large exhaust tip, brighter headlights and a Bro hat. 

Sooooo, there was a Mohs Design School for the Blind?  The things I learn.

Holy Mother of cows! I want to love that thing for being so crazy, but I also want to burn it so I never see it again.

Counterpoint:

Mohs Opera Sedan

No Guts No Glory

massive respect for what it is, the influence it had, etc.. but man, that thing is ugly as sin. looks like one of those Fiero conversions. 

Porsche 944

Jimmy John’s is the worst sub I ever had.  Would never go back.

There’s no way this actually comes to fruition and becomes a requirement. Do you people not use hand sanitizer after pumping gas? Boom: no-start.

First gear:

6000 lbs of SUV moving to 60 mph in under 4 seconds.  I’m going to need to sit down for a little bit.

I guess the baby would be charged with involuntary manslaughter since they have personhood status in TX.

This sets a new standard for shitposting on main

I like big boats...I cannot lie

Good. F ‘em