Mayo (Hellmans Miracle Whip ‘Sandwich Dessing’, duh),

Do NOT apologize. That was very well played. Add in a “tire pressure was 0.5 psi low” and it would have reached perfection.

Doh... You didn’t need to do that. Thanks man.....

Hot, like fire, hot... engine fire... Because Ferraris like to burn, amirite?

Tents are a tad cheaper, easier to get into, larger, easier to clean and you can ‘get busy’ in a tent without denting your roof.

Chevy Spark EV is a FAR better choice in this price range. Great little roller skate. Better... everything.

This is why manual transmissions used to be much more popular in mountain states. Old school 3-speed or 4-speed autos couldn’t handle it.

Lived in Denver for 6 years and instantly recognized this ramp. I never saw it used, but every time I drove by, thought “Man, if someone needs that thing, it is serious”. This hero driver saved lives.

By the looks of it, owner is pretty particular. Spiffy M45 can’t be fresh enough. The ladies love a fresh M45, amiright?

Now THIS is how you prep a car for sale. Look at that thing! CLEAN, TIDY and ready for a new home.

Why? This is a centerpiece.... jewelry.

I know the 951 is climbing. But my NA’s value fluctuates by ~10% depending on how full the tank is. And it is a great survivor example...

When is a 944 going to be worth this coin? It’s also a”momentum car”. Asking for a friend 😐. (Please do not look at my avitar picture)

This is one of the reasons I avoid black interiors, even if I have to compromise the exterior color. That thing looks like an old, dead hooker inside. Sheesh... No amount of vacuum tracks or Mother’s can reclaim that. Just looks permanently dirty.

That video should have a progressively faster speaking narration over yakety sax as a music bed. Sheesh.

But also Madonna. So there is that...

OK, I’m beholding..... Now what?

I’m sure I am not the only one, but CLEAN YOUR DAMN MATS! How hard is it to drag a vacuum over the interior? Also, how about a little cleaner on the steering wheel? Who wants some else’s dead skin? A little 409 goes a long way. Then a little leather conditioner? Come on man..... Have a little pride.

Why am I reminded of the kick-ass clot car set I had as a kid?