I went there 2004-2006. I don't have anything to add to your soap opera stuff, but I was really glad to see my alma mater brought up in a thread about Ivy League schools.

The ass is the scariest part to haunt.

Being a teacher is really great for that (though I don't have a job yet and am not looking forward to an "extended summer break."

I remember being taken to The Great Outdoors (when I was four, apparently) and hearing "lips and assholes."

You're my fact-checkin' cuz.

You'll be fuckin' fat bitches in no time!

Honestly, I think it's more because of Lebowski than Lebowski was expressing the attitude a large group already held. At least that's what Chuck Klosterman implied in his year-by-year list of most-hated bands.

I mostly just say "My dirty undies, dude—the whites" a lot when I'm doing laundry.

Whenever anyone says "That's not going to be good for business," I can't help but reply "That's not going to be good for anybody."

I'd say Bringin' It All Back Home is my number one, and they only thing I'd change about your top five would be replace JWH with Another Side…

See how unfunny Will Ferrell is in the "Best of Commercial Parodies."

You don't mess around…with God's America.

I have pretty much only ever had one while bowling the first round, then switch to beer. Also, I rarely go bowling, so I never had much opportunity to get sick of them.

I forget where I heard this, but I remember a celebrity saying that Cruise doesn't have a personality himself so much as he enters rooms, decides who the most popular person is and emulates them.

They don't call their bread buns.

It's been a few years since I are there, but the last time was with a gift card, and it wasn't good enough to make me return to finish off the card.

So, the sitcom version of Daddy's Little Girls (a Tyler Perry film that I watched unintentionally a lot as a social worker and that I thought I's forgotten about.)

Especially dubbed in French!

I thank Randy Newman for informing me of that goofy son of a bitch.

Even for the Native Tongues thing, I think it would work better as a straight documentary with old footage and new interviews, which would never be a blockbuster.