I know of it from doing a little research after hearing Eminem's line about it.

Hasn't NBC done worse than both ABC and CBS for the last decade or so?

You can stuff your sorry a in a sack, mister!

I think that started as early as reevaluating The Doors in the eighties.

I liked Colin Quinn, for the most part, but even if I didn't, I think I'd appreciate the first segment he did after Norm was fired where he just looked through a stack of newspapers and commented on the headlines.

Oddly enough, the memory that comes into my head whenever I read the name Jim Breuer is the documentary about David Cross's comedy tour where Bob Odenkirk comes up to him after the show and says that he wanted to shout "Hey, you're not Jim Breuer!" and storm out.

"I'm as hungry as four dudes!"

Artie Lang wrote about times that he was got so fucked up that he would place bets on both sides of games.

That saved me a couple of hours.

As somebody said above, the most egregious part of this is only ninety days probation. If he's claiming alcohol was a part of this, checking in for a year or more with a probation officer would definitely be appropriate.

Thank you for confirming that I have not seem any of his movies.

The worst ad placement I've ever seen was an ad for Carnival Cruise Lines on a Crack'd article titled something like "The Five Unknown Horrors of Cruise Ships."

The probation period really threw me too. For an assault like this, a year would be lenient.

Although I've never seen it, wasn't that the plot to Gran Turino?

They say he doesn't have to swear to sell records.

Whenever I think of Wild Wild West, I think of a (technology, I think?) column in Esquire written by a guy whose biggest credit was producing the movie. I remember reading part of the column, thinking about how important this guy must be to be so pompous, checking his credentials at the bottom of the article, and…

There's also a band called Collections of Colonies of Bees, but they're more well known for Volcano Choir with Justin Vernon.

I used to have a problem with them in a former apartment, but I also had a cat who would regularly swat them out of the air and eat their heads.

"Michael, not all Germans are Naxis"

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