Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

He's been in America long enough now that he should go by the name Jack Of The River.

Update: lol.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

Live look at Drew Magary:

This was an extremely productive twelve minutes:

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

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