At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

[scribble notes furiously]

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Schefter and ESPN did not violate HIPAA because they are not subject to HIPAA.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Can the “Why your team sucks” be updated?
This season is going to be a shit show

His highest marks came from the German judge, who described the dive’s entry as “gut.”

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

(earlier in the day)

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.