“So you’re saying there’s a chance...” - Manziel, after hearing the news

Also:

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

We should be thankful the reporter didn’t ask Gronk which one has better deep balls.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.