The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Good company (uh, except for Kevin Maas)

can we agree that 19 is way too young to be a bus driver?

Florida woman.

I have the least useful future predicting abilities imaginable

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Here’s Drew:

Think how much farther he could have kicked it if he’d been a second round pick.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

Coolest guy in the NFL.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.