Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

Sophie had a better choice.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

I know they don’t get to run it often, but only the Browns would have to practice the damn victory formation.

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

The fundamentals were astounding, though.

If the Mets medical staff were in charge in Barcelona the headline would be, “13 People Run Over in Barcelona Expected to Be Good to Go Tomorrow.”

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

The poor ref who had to view the replay over and over again now has PTSD.