I am the asshole and I don’t care, but I don’t think you are in this case, especially where dump truck drivers are consistently the absolute worst drivers on the road even when they’re not bouncing gravel all the fuck over the highways (I realize that’s not necessarily their fault, but fuck them, anyway)—either…

I live in Maryland. People in Maryland think that Maryland is the best thing ever. Best flag, best crabs, best seasoning, best drivers, best weather. Maryland people gaslight themselves.

Pennsylvania really might as well be two (or even three) states so I’ll nominate the Pittsburgh Left. The way it works is this: If you’re at the front of the line to turn left at a light that doesn’t have a dedicated left turn arrow, the very split second the light turns green you put your foot to the floor and…

Whaaat’s the deal with corn nuts? Is it a corn? Is it a nut?

Or when they pull up with the pump on their port side, but the gas cap is starboard. 

I hate when someone parks their cruise ship at the pump just to run in and buy cigarettes.

Crystal Symphony is such a good stripper name

There’s visible fat in some pieces, which is nice to see, especially in comparison to Chipotle’s steak. ... Personally, I like having some fat in there for the sake of richer flavor, precisely because the other red meat options are lean. Fatty protein is a good addition to the Chipotle lineup.

Doesn’t matter what trim you get; there’s just one engine, just one output.

I have driven in each of the continental 48 states. PA has the worst drivers, and it’s not even close. The reasons are two fold: First, they have no situational awareness. Like, at all. Completely oblivious. The second is that no two PA drivers follow the same unwritten rules. In NY they’re super aggressive (city or…

I mean, Burger King STILL hasn’t gotten fries right.

By far the answer has to be a 2 door Wrangler of any generation- TJ / JK / JL etc.

I had to think hard about this, but... Chrysler 2.5L 4 cylinder in the 1987 Dodge Aries we had when I was a kid.

“You can’t have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven!”
“It’s allllll supervised!”

no, it’s MAKE your own pizza!

I’ve read that this was done to save about an inch of door card thickness. This allowed three adults to “comfortably” sit in the back seat, and losing ~2" of seat width would make this less likely.

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

Anyone, and I do mean anyone, who orders a omelette at a steakhouse should be punched in the face. Twice.

This works if only Tesla drivers get affected, which isn’t true. Everyone on the road gets to be part of the beta test, many of us didn’t sign up for it and don’t want our lives at risk so you can play with your new, poorly designed toy.

There is a 0% chance that “tastemakers who have expressed interest” = reservations. The QX50 already sells like shit without charging $10k more for less car. This thing is going to flop so hard. This is Infiniti’s problem. It truly believes it is a real luxury brand despite everyone else knowing it isn’t. It’s not in…