But then how will you know how small the driver's penis is???

I almost got rear ended by an idiot in a Tesla yesterday going about 80 down a 45MPH road.  He was about a quarter of a mile before the light, I turned right onto the same road, and made it about 100 yards down the road before he whooshes past me (I was up to 45MPH by this time) blaring his horn, zipping around me and…

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

Umm...

Frankly they’re both terrible, but I’m also of the opinion that the R129 was peak SL design. 

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

I’m extremely suspicious of a 20 year old car with mileage this low and a beat up interior. Something doesn’t add up here.

I revealed my gender at a party once. It...didn't go well.

I appreciate that Ford was clearly stating in these ads that the Mercedes was a damn fine car, but a little pricey for most folks. Since, you know, 84 month financing wasn’t available yet. If you want a different, and still pretty good car for 1/4 the cost, get you a Grenada. If only they had named the Pinto “Grenada”…

At least it’s not in the environment any more.

I know it’s not really the right thing, but this is almost obligatory to share for ship issues.

Plus how do you put out a fire usually? Pump water onto it... Inside the ship...

Actually it’s a roll-on/roll over scrap metal carrier.

Ah, 1985. What a terrible time for music, fashion and cars.

My favorite from around the same time:

Volkswagen: Da da da, ich lieb’ dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha

Can someone please show me a pic of a RWD, V-8 powered Acura Legend or RL? By my reckoning, there has never been such an animal. All Legends and RL’s have been FWD and V-6 powered. The 2nd gen Legend looked RWD and had a longitudinal V-6, but no V-8.

I was with you against the truck bros truck broing... I’m with you that a Jeep is a shitty vehicle....

That wealthy woman who tested positive, decided she was the exception, left Manhattan and went to that little hospital anyway should be put in jail.