I found the video from that yacht

August, 2012, and I went on a date with a guy from work who got a bit too drunk and demanded that I let him fist me.  Rude.  I had him sacked the following Monday.

This date happened LAST NIGHT. It was an online meet-up - we knew very little about each other. In our thirties. Me: Casual, understated professor gal who appreciates smarts and good conversation. He suggested we meet at the Ritz Carlton bar (eye roll) and when I arrived he was in a full suit (I was in jeans).

Summer, 1995. My high school crush and I get general admission tickets to see Live (yes, I’m old). We fight, and I mean push and shove, our way all the way up to the front, with hot, sweaty bodies on all sides. It was gross, but once we got to the front, there was air and of course, we were inches away from the band.…

We were somewhat uncultured hillbillies, I imagine that would answer some of your questions.

It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost? $10?

My favorite pedestrian quote:

+1 In the Navy

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

My favorite is Pioneer Pit Beef, right near I-70 and I-695. Beats Chaps, in my opinion. Just be aware that they have no indoor seating and have really limited hours.

Tangent: went to see Rocketman over the weekend and I highly recommend it! I didn’t know going in that it was going to be a full-on jukebox musical, but that ended up being a welcome surprise. Much more fun than a regular biopic, and I liked that they actually had Taron Egerton (as well as the two boys who played…

Some will like it

How is “I Eat Ass” derogatory in the slightest? Sounds like a pretty positive statement to me!

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it. 

This is quickly becoming a niche automotive subculture...

The car’s engine was replaced twice so I don’t consider that a million-mile car. Hell, if there is an engine rebuild I disqualify it.

2 engine replacements?

“I just don’t find it very cool that somebody makes you do something that is not your passion and you don’t want to do.”

skirt made out of men’s ties is amazing

“I just don’t find it very cool that somebody makes you do something that is not your passion and you don’t want to do.”